“Lay thine eyes upon the field in which the government grows its fucks, and see that it is barren and also has no minimum selling price"

Dr. Andrea Ghez became the fourth woman to win a Physics Nobel, while Dr. Jennifer Doudna and Dr. Emmanuelle Charpentier became the first all women team to share the Chemistry Nobel”

Cannot ban - Ishq.

E-comm sales might be upon us, but the mother of all exchange offers is actually being made by the BJP, promising free vaccines for all in the state if it comes to power.

All the atmanirbharism rhetoric won’t compensate for the hard fact that we still depend on countries for raw materials / manufacture / exports. Still, nothing an IT Cell hashtag can’t solve, eh ?

Aarogya Setwhodunit  In the most farcical Agatha Christie novel of all time, Poirot needs to find out who developed the mandatory, harmless app. One that is supposed to do contact tracing, but no contract tracing.

Brown Shorts Not a reference to fascists, but probably what happens when Wall Street giants shit their pants when amateur anti-establishment investors enter the market, coordinate using Reddit threads and buy en masse via a “steal from the rich and give to the poor” platform

Getting out of your Bubble Baat Rihanna made a 6 word tweet that shook the chefs at Taste of India. This was followed by tweets from Greta Thunberg amongst others and the MEA decided to go into overdrive with a centre-aligned clarification that only made things much worse.


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